Sunday, 29 April 2007

Spider-Man (2002) movie review ★★★★★★★★☆☆

Spider-Man (2002) logo
★★★★★ ★★★☆☆
It is good, but it is never great. Willem Dafoe is outstanding when not hidden behind a really poor mask, Maguire is fine and Raimi directs with assured pace.
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DESCRIPTION
Peter Parker is a slightly awkward normal teenager but when he gets bitten by a genetically-enhanced spider during a class field-trip he develops the super-human abilities that make him a Spider-Man.

PEOPLE CREDITS
◦ Tobey Maguire: Spider-Man / Peter Parker
◦ Willem Dafoe: Green Goblin / Norman Osborn
◦ Kirsten Dunst: Mary Jane Watson
◦ James Franco: Harry Osborn
◦ Cliff Robertson: Ben Parker
◦ Rosemary Harris: May Parker
◦ J.K. Simmons: J. Jonah Jameson
• Writer (Original Comic) Marvel: Stan Lee
• Writer (Original Comic) Marvel: Steve Ditko
• Writer (Screenplay): David Koepp
• Director: Sam Raimi

CONTENT
Mild swear words. Extreme violence, unpleasant scenes. Mild sensuality
Classified 12A by BBFC. Persons under the age of 12 must be accompanied by an adult..
Classified 12 by BBFC. Suitable only for persons of 12 years and over.


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"With great power comes great responsibility"

Director Sam Raimi must have had this thought, repeated multiple times in David Koepp's script, running through his mind over and over as he was given the power to take a much-loved comic-book hero to the big-screen.

Thanks to the success of Bryan Singer's "X-Men" comic book heroes have come back into fashion. Sony entrusted Raimi with a budget like nothing he had received before (even relatively expensive movies such as "Darkman" and "The Quick and the Dead" were very reasonably budgeted). His main technical obstacle was the obviously super-human activities of web-slinging and walking up walls and hanging from ceilings. His main directorial challenge would be to suspend the audience's disbelief. How did he do?

Unfortunately, he appears to stumble at the first hurdle. The opening credits sequence is unimaginative and dull, but the biggest mistake was using a theme obviously composed by Danny Elfman. The reason this is a mistake is because it is highly reminiscent of Elfman's career-best work on Tim Burton's classic super-hero movie "Batman" which also featured a brilliant, moody, innovative and completely classy opening credits sequence. Anyone who has seen [Batman] before this movie will sub-consciously be reminded of that classic.

This sense of déja vu happens on numerous occasions. We get multiple Batman moments and at least one Superman moment. The movie doesn't feel original or new. It feels like it never shows us something we haven't seen before. This is despite the fact that we have never seen (in live action, at least) a man swinging through buildings on web strands.

This sounds very critical but I should now reaffirm that the movie is indeed good, very good. Unlike most of the films it is reminiscent of (and its main summer 2002 competition "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones": Yoda rocks!), this film never has a really great moment. The best thing about Spiderman is Willem Dafoe. His performance as Norman Osborne and The Green Goblin is truly outstanding mixing villainy and humanity with extreme skill. The Thanksgiving dinner he has with Peter, Aunt May, his son and Mary-Jane is just spectacular.

Also the comment regarding Elfman's music may come over as too harsh. After the credit sequence, Elfman does much better and manages to come up with a good Spider-Man theme used at critical moments in the movie to terrific effect.

Swinging :)


  • Brilliantly paced

  • Willem Dafoe

  • Decent story and characterisation

Sticky Mess :(


  • Visual effects are not too good until the final (breathtaking) shot

  • Sound design is surprisingly flat

  • Green Goblin has a rubbish mask which hides Willem Dafoe's mug (a big mistake)

  • Two more falling-while-shooting-a-rope-of-safety-skyward superhero rescues, I was fed up with them before the climax of "Batman Forever" (which, incidentally, is completely repeated here)

Friday, 27 April 2007

Recommended Software: Explorer Breadcrumbs

One of the smarter new features of Windows Vista is the replacing of a simple text address bar for local browsing with an address bar where each part of the folder hierarchy is clickable. This allows you to jump quickly and intuitively to a parent folder.

There is a toolbar for Windows Explorer on Windows XP that provides the same functionality. I have used it for a quite a while now and it's recently been updated to remove a couple of bugs. It uses your current theme (and I use WindowBlinds to skin XP entirely) and simply does exactly what it says it will. Thankfully, it also doesn't require a restart of your computer to install.

Explorer Breadcrumbs at Minimalist

The software is fully functional but the following, entirely reasonable, request is made under the Registration / Licence section:
You're free to install this on any number of machines for any amount of time. We ask that if you find this software useful, that you register it for the low low price of $7.95. That's cheaper than seeing a movie, and we'd really appreciate it.
So, for taking up somewhat less room than Vista's hilarious 12Gb install footprint (Explorer Breadcrumbs is only 333kb) and doing exactly what it says on the tin, I recommend Explorer Breadcrumbs.

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

Well... I clicked it.

I wonder what the most sensationalistic headline possible would be? Here is a contender from the BBC News on BBC.co.uk:
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
The only way this headline could be improved is if you replace "man" with "George Bush" or "The Queen" or something. However, the actual story is rather less impressive than the headline. I had visions of a man coolly laying out his man-meat on a table and removing it with a knife in a Yakuza-like ritual or show of bravado.

Instead:
The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.
It's clearly a very sad story and very distressing for witnesses and the man himself and the headline is entirely inappropriate... but a guaranteed click.

Expert of the Week: Dr Chris Stanley

Dr Chris Stanley is a mineralogist of London's Natural History Museum and, presumably, he doesn't really want to work there anymore.

Take this story with the eye-catching headline:
'Kryptonite' discoverd in mine
Wow! The article starts by summing things up:
A new mineral matching its unique chemistry - as described in the film Superman Returns - has been identified in a mine in Serbia.
Let me draw your attention to the phrase "matching its unique chemistry". The expert goes on to say:
Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luther from a museum in the film Superman Returns.
Amazing! He continues:
The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite.
Hang on. This mineral 'matches the unique chemistry' of movie kryptonite except it "does not contain fluorine". Doesn't the fact that the chemical fluorine is not present in this mineral mean that it does not match the unique chemistry?

So, close but no kryptonite for our expert of the week, Dr Chris Stanley of London's Natural History Museum.

Saturday, 21 April 2007

Backwards Compatibility update for PlayStation 3 (v1.7)

Xbox 360 logo
PlayStation 3 logo

As an owner of both Xbox and PlayStation 2 consoles and over twenty games for each, the pre-release news that both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 would be backwards compatible (in the same brilliant way that PlayStation 2 was fully backwards compatible with PlayStation games) was good news indeed.

PlayStation 3 updated their system firmware to 1.7 this week and, though it isn't mentioned on their official list of fixes and features, some posts included mention that "Gran Turismo 4" was working on PS3. As the PS3 EU BC list hasn't yet been updated with reflect the 1.7 software, I decided to run through all my PlayStation 2 games to see what was what and was delighted to find another third of my games were now playable. Yay!

So here is a summary and list of my games on Xbox and PlayStation 2 and their compatibility with Microsoft's and Sony's shiny new offerings. I've also noted which games I've completed and kept for future nostalgia and replay purposes.

Xbox on Xbox 360

36 games: 13 compatible, 23 not compatible.

Compatible


  1. Black
  2. Brute Force (completed)
  3. Burnout 3: Takedown
  4. Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge
  5. Forza Motorsport
  6. Halo 2
  7. Jet Set Radio Future (got as far as I can, I'm stuck on this spider-like boss at the top of some stairs)
  8. Panzer Dragoon Orta
  9. Mercenaries
  10. Quantum Redshift
  11. Sega GT 2002 (completed)
  12. Speed Kings
  13. SSX 3

Not Compatible


  1. Carve
  2. Crash
  3. Crash and Burn
  4. Furious Karting
  5. Galleon
  6. Group S Challenge
  7. Headhunter Redemption
  8. Italian Job: LA Heist
  9. LA Rush
  10. Mechassault 2
  11. Midnight Club 3
  12. Midtown Madness 3
  13. Paris Dakar Rally 2 (completed)
  14. Project Gotham Racing (completed)
  15. Project Gotham Racing 2
  16. Racing Evoluzione
  17. Rallisport Challenge 2 (completed)
  18. Rally Fusion
  19. R:Racing (nostalgia)
  20. Test Drive: Overdrive
  21. Tour De France
  22. Wreckless (completed on normal)
  23. XGRA


PlayStation / PlayStation 2 on PlayStation 3

22 games: 10 no known issues, 4 minor issues, 3 noticeable issues, 7 not compatible
The second part of each list is games tested by me and ten have improved their status to playable.

No known issues to date


  1. Enthusia - Professional Racing
  2. Kaido Racer
  3. Ridge Racer V (completed)
  4. Runabout 3 Neo Age
  5. TT Superbikes
  1. Noble Racing 
  2. Pro Rally 2002 
  3. Riding Spirits 2  (nostalgia)
  4. Tokyo Road Race 
  5. Tourist Trophy 

Should play on PLAYSTATION®3 with some minor issues


  1. Gran Turismo 3 A-spec (almost completed)
  1. Driven to Destruction  (minor frame rate issues)
  2. Gran Turismo 4  (very minor sound issue in start of opening movie; no 5.1 in opening movie; demonstration replays seem to only sort-of work, the Bentley Speed 8 got stuck in a wall)
  3. Sled Storm (DTS sound option crashes game) 

Should play on PLAYSTATION®3 with noticeable issues


  1. Burnout 2: Point of Impact (partially completed) (cars have some areas, including all tail lights and underneath the car, drawn like white headlights though playability appears to be unaffected)
  2. Grand Prix Challenge  (completed) (now plays at proper speed but massive interlacing artefacts make it extremely ugly)
  3. WRC: Rally Evolved  (occasional frame rate issue but playable)


Not Compatible


  1. CART FURY Championship Racing (confirmed not compatible)
  2. Downforce (confirmed not compatible)
  3. Driving Emotion Type-S (completed) (confirmed not compatibke)
  4. GTC Africa (confirmed not compatible)
  5. Shox (completed) (confirmed not compatible)
  6. Stuntman (completed all but last level) (confirmed not compatible)
  7. WRC II Extreme (completed) (confirmed not compatible)


Conclusion


Xbox 360 manages 36% BC but PlayStation 3 storms back into the lead with 77%. There are now only 3 PlayStation 2 games which I haven't played not compatible with the PlayStation 3 taking me one step closer to be able to retire my PS2.

Friday, 20 April 2007

Backwards Compatibility Update for Xbox 360

Xbox 360 logo
PlayStation 3 logo

As an owner of both Xbox and PlayStation 2 consoles and over twenty games for each, the pre-release news that both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 would be backwards compatible (in the same brilliant way that PlayStation 2 was fully backwards compatible with PlayStation games) was good news indeed.

Today, the BC list for Xbox games on the Xbox 360 was updated. It's nice to see that Microsoft are still working on this, albeit incredibly slowly. 

So here is a summary and list of my games on Xbox and PlayStation 2 and their compatibility with Microsoft's and Sony's shiny new offerings. I've also noted which games I've completed and kept for future nostalgia and replay purposes.

Xbox on Xbox 360

36 games: 13 compatible, 23 not compatible. That's three more compatible titles in this update.

Compatible


  1. Black
  2. Brute Force (completed)
  3. Burnout 3: Takedown
  4. Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge
  5. Forza Motorsport
  6. Halo 2
  7. Jet Set Radio Future  (got as far as I can, I'm stuck on this spider-like boss at the top of some stairs)
  8. Panzer Dragoon Orta 
  9. Mercenaries 
  10. Quantum Redshift
  11. Sega GT 2002 (completed)
  12. Speed Kings
  13. SSX 3

Not Compatible


  1. Carve
  2. Crash
  3. Crash and Burn
  4. Furious Karting
  5. Galleon
  6. Group S Challenge
  7. Headhunter Redemption
  8. Italian Job: LA Heist
  9. LA Rush
  10. Mechassault 2
  11. Midnight Club 3
  12. Midtown Madness 3
  13. Paris Dakar Rally 2 (completed)
  14. Project Gotham Racing (completed)
  15. Project Gotham Racing 2
  16. Racing Evoluzione
  17. Rallisport Challenge 2 (completed)
  18. Rally Fusion
  19. R:Racing (nostalgia)
  20. Test Drive: Overdrive
  21. Tour De France
  22. Wreckless (completed on normal)
  23. XGRA


PlayStation / PlayStation 2 on PlayStation 3

22 games: 5 no known issues, 1 minor issues, 3 noticeable issues, 13 not compatible (including Gran Turismo 4 and Tourist Trophy, grrr)

No known issues to date


  1. Enthusia - Professional Racing
  2. Kaido Racer
  3. Ridge Racer V (completed)
  4. Runabout 3 Neo Age
  5. TT Superbikes

Should play on PLAYSTATION®3 with some minor issues


  1. Gran Turismo 3 A-spec (almost completed)

Should play on PLAYSTATION®3 with noticeable issues


  1. Burnout 2: Point of Impact (partially completed)
  2. Pro Rally 2002
  3. Tokyo Road Race

Not Compatible


  1. CART FURY Championship Racing
  2. Downforce
  3. Driving Emotion Type-S (completed)
  4. Gran Turismo 4 (60% completed)
  5. Grand Prix Challenge (completed)
  6. GTC Africa
  7. Noble Racing
  8. Riding Spirits 2 (nostalgia)
  9. Shox (completed)
  10. Sled Storm
  11. Stuntman (completed all but last level)
  12. WRC II Extreme (completed)
  13. WRC: Rally Evolved


Conclusion


The result is now a tie with 36% BC for both PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.

Thursday, 12 April 2007

Google Maps thinks Americans are fat

So, if a New Yorker wishes to visit me in sunny Coventry, England, he may well ask Google Maps the best way to get here. Take a note of item 23...



Are Google Maps inferring that my cross-Atlantic cousin needs more exercise?